| Rank | Team Name | Total Score |
| 1 | It Just Doesn't Matter | 14,700 |
| 2 | Meyer Meyer Pants on Fire | 14,470 |
| 3 | What Would Learned Pigs & Scooby Do? | 13,970 |
| 4 | Pull-Start Diesel | 13,770 |
| 5 | Stefan's Dream XIX: From Stefan With Love | 13,755 |
| 6 | Sigma Phi Nothing | 13,290 |
| 7 | House of Insanity | 13,235 |
| 8 | Voodoo Panties | 12,485 |
| 9 | Neo-Maxi Zoomdweebies | 12,365 |
| 10 | Nonessential Government Workers | 12,280 |
| 11 | Nerd Party | 11,970 |
| 12 | Mongo's Loosemeat Sandwich Assembly RQD | 11,865 |
| 13 | Nuyorican Poets Soiree | 11,515 |
| 14 | We're Squirrels & We're Nuts | 11,030 |
| 15 | James Bondage: The Spy Who Gagged Me | 10,875 |
| 16 | Team E.T.: [NAME REDACTED] | 10,435 |
| 17 | Our Boob Tube has a Plan B | 10,100 |
| 18 | Knee Deep in Theses | 9,920 |
| 19 | Google Your Own Adventure | 9,805 |
| 20 | The Team from D.I.T.K.A. | 9,710 |
| 21 | 006 Pack of Brewskies | 9,630 |
| 22 | Camel, Bondage Camel | 9,585 |
| 23 | Tinker Tailor Soldier Salmonella | 9,380 |
| 24 | Crockpot Posse | 8,950 |
| 25 | My Voice is my passport, verify LDE | 8,735 |
| 26 | Nancy Drew & The Hardy Boys | 8,530 |
| 27 | Six Feet Under | 8,390 |
| 28 | DDD (heart) KVSC | 8,070 |
| 29 | There's Always Money in the Banana Stand | 7,840 |
| 30 | Boba's Fetish | 7,830 |
| 31 | A Few Screws Loose | 7,770 |
| 32 | Enjoy the Man Explosion! | 7,180 |
| 33 | Porcupine Petting Zoo | 7,070 |
| 34 | Intern Roy - 00Z | 6,635 |
| 35 | Pig Boats Dot Com | 6,170 |
| 36 | E = MC Hammered | 6,050 |
| 37 | Shaken, Not Stirred | 5,955 |
| 38 | 28th Ave Kids: Agents of Garage | 5,825 |
| 39 | Pirates of the Cranium | 5,350 |
| 40 | Benny Mandlebrot Possy | 4,730 |
| 41 | Rich Corinthian Leather Remnants | 4,575 |
| 42 | Madame Kamay's Filipino Palace | 4,490 |
| 43 | The Justins League of Trivia | 4,270 |
| 44 | Freaks & Geeks: Diamond Puppies Are Forever | 3,695 |
| 45 | The Name's Q, Far Q | 3,170 |
| 46 | This is our BOND-ing Time! | 2,485 |
| 47 | UIC-ICU Codecrakrs Houz 55302 | 2,195 |
| 48 | Plan A | 1,685 |
| 49 | "It's All in Your Mind" | 1,680 |
| 50 | SGA Fan Favorites | 830 |